Overheard on Campus
Professor: Spring Break on the horizon, I know you’re all angry to be here to the bitter end Professor: You’re turning 21, just remember you have your entire life to do stupid things Guy: You don’t go into labor any more, you go into mild discomfort Guy: Africa has no books Tweet
Taste the Rainbow
By John Lezcano and Rianna Hill The hotel room in Tennessee one gun shot made all to see That the dream of MLK was left to float in this stream I say this to set the scene for what I’m to say Cuz this protest march is about racial equality Now this stream turns to [...]
Cannot Sleep
By Will Canter It’s 2:25am. Correction, it is now 2:26am. At this moment I should be sleeping, but I’m not. I should be dreaming, but I’m not. Instead I am writing. It’s 2:27am. A whole 2 minutes have passed. I should have been asleep by now, but I’m not. Life has a funny way of [...]
Irish Mug Cake
By Katheryne Rivera Ingredients 1 Betty Crocker cake mix 1 Container Buttercream frosting (room temperature) Non Stick spray Here is a recipe that really takes no time at all, but looks like you spent a decent amount of time slaving away in the kitchen. We’ve all made cupcakes in a tin before, [...]
What Luck Has in Store
By Katie Matherlee There was an old woman Who lived in a village. She watched her son go off to war. Because of his absence, And through enemy’s pillage, She was left lonely and poor. Tweet
Overheard on Campus
Professor: Don’t let the library win Professor: Have I inspired the troops? Student: Always Professor: Huzzah! Girl 1: Where are your pants? Girl 2: I don’t have any Professor: Robots are coming for us Guy: I’m going to make someone happy one day just not you Guy: I’m sure most of the girls in this [...]
Overheard On Campus
Girl #1: Prepare for disappointment. Girl #2: That’s what he said. Girl: Since I’ve met you, my hemlines have progressively gotten shorter, thanks for that. Professor: Good afternoon and wake up! Tweet
Zesty Orange Chicken
By Katheryne Rivera Ingredients 6 boneless chicken breasts 1 Cup Orange Juice (1/3 fresh, 2/3 Tropicana) ½ tsp. orange zest 1 clove garlic (finely minced) 2 tbsp. honey 2 tsp. cornstarch Pinch dried chili flakes 1 medium onion cilantro half an orange (sliced) salt pepper Orange chicken sounds like something you can order off [...]
Death by statistics
By Katy Bradford Sunshine, blue skies and a winter wind, An unusually warm day, But I… I am walking, walking to my death. The building I’ve come to love to hate, But what is it I am walking to you ask? Tweet
Overheard on Campus
Girl: Sorry, you had a little ugly on your face. Girl: Smirnoff? My “smirn” is never off! I always have Smirn-on! Girl: I don’t care what the restaurant is called now, as long as they still have cookie skillets. Professor: It’s the whole point of success, proving haters wrong Girl: You’re like an eighty year [...]
blonde curls bounce in a sea of black hair
By K.E. Cummings blonde curls bounce in a sea of black hair an oddity, the dominant minority is it soft? or is it brittle? a brown hand extends to cop a feel gold colored like gifted dowry jewels sparkling in the Indian sun Tweet
Action With Voice
By Colby West Though it stand erect and dripping by its father the hand, the poet does record with a flaccid reed. Life is not a stone to be stationed on paper. Action—that is. Action that is balling up the vanity into one paper stone for gravity to ground in the waste basket; for clearing [...]
