Overheard on Campus
Professor: Spring Break on the horizon, I know you’re all angry to be here to the bitter end Professor: You’re turning 21, just remember you have your entire life to do stupid things Guy: You don’t go into labor any more, you go into mild discomfort Guy: Africa has no books Tweet
Recipe for Happiness
By Katheryne Rivera First take all your troubles and soak them in happy thoughts. This will make them much easier to work with. Meanwhile, you’ll need to get your rainbow (two tablespoons) and blend it with an endless amount of patience. This is really going to be the base for your happiness. When you’re done, [...]
Poisoned apple
By Katheryne Rivera Ingredients -Apples (4 apples) -Vanilla Ice Cream -Caramel Syrup -Chocolate Syrup -Cinnamon (1 tsp) -Butter (2tbsp) -Brown Sugar (1tbsp) Directions This week we have another delicious desert that takes almost no time or work at all to make. Start by washing your apples and cutting off a little bit off the tops. [...]
Taste the Rainbow
By John Lezcano and Rianna Hill The hotel room in Tennessee one gun shot made all to see That the dream of MLK was left to float in this stream I say this to set the scene for what I’m to say Cuz this protest march is about racial equality Now this stream turns to [...]
Overheard on Campus
Girl: You look bedraggled today, in all the best ways of course Guy: (emergency notification system goes off) It’s the Russians! Professor: I’m probably going to let you out of class early Student: Is this some cruel joke? Student: It’ll be like four minutes early Professor: This is what happens when your professor is totally [...]
Trinket
Kaitlyn Wiltshire He clenched the necklace in his hand, closing his eyes, remembering his mother. How her golden eyes twinkled. How she loved wearing her fur. How he would curl up into that fur. Tweet
Two Sides
By Will Canter There are two sides of me, The side people see, And the side I try to hide Hiding is in my nature. I cower at the sight of confrontation afraid of my own potential I am not necessarily afraid of getting hurt, I mean that is in the background, But I am [...]
Bridges
Bernardo H. Motta Critical Encounters 3/22/2012 A very old man stood right at the gate of a bridge that crossed a very deep abyss. Although solidly built, the bridge was very narrow and it only allowed one person to cross at a time. On the other side of the bridge, a very young child waited [...]
Cannot Sleep
By Will Canter It’s 2:25am. Correction, it is now 2:26am. At this moment I should be sleeping, but I’m not. I should be dreaming, but I’m not. Instead I am writing. It’s 2:27am. A whole 2 minutes have passed. I should have been asleep by now, but I’m not. Life has a funny way of [...]
Irish Mug Cake
By Katheryne Rivera Ingredients 1 Betty Crocker cake mix 1 Container Buttercream frosting (room temperature) Non Stick spray Here is a recipe that really takes no time at all, but looks like you spent a decent amount of time slaving away in the kitchen. We’ve all made cupcakes in a tin before, [...]
The Bridgewater Scavenger Hunt
The Bridgewater Scavenger Hunt will be continued over the remaining 6 issues. Each week there will be a picture of a mystery object or building around campus accompanied by an historical hint. The objective for the participants is to identify the object and location of the object and email it to sdr002@eagles.bridgewater.edu. The first person [...]
What Luck Has in Store
By Katie Matherlee There was an old woman Who lived in a village. She watched her son go off to war. Because of his absence, And through enemy’s pillage, She was left lonely and poor. Tweet
Overheard on Campus
Professor: Don’t let the library win Professor: Have I inspired the troops? Student: Always Professor: Huzzah! Girl 1: Where are your pants? Girl 2: I don’t have any Professor: Robots are coming for us Guy: I’m going to make someone happy one day just not you Guy: I’m sure most of the girls in this [...]
Spring Break is all about hammer time for Habitat volunteers
By JJ Krehbiel Spring break, according to most depictions of college culture, is all about poorly planned road trips, drunken escapades on the beach, and the ever notorious girls gone wild. Although the reality of spring break is rarely as eventful as these depictions make it out to be, it is supposed to be a [...]
Overheard On Campus
Girl #1: Prepare for disappointment. Girl #2: That’s what he said. Girl: Since I’ve met you, my hemlines have progressively gotten shorter, thanks for that. Professor: Good afternoon and wake up! Tweet
Fangless
By Kaitlyn Wiltshire Biting, tearing, ripping. Blood dripping down from strong, fierce jaws. The joy of the hunt. Overpowering and conquering prey. Always winning, forever surviving. Nothing could take this away from me. Nothing that is, until they came. Piercing pain shot through me as I fell. Snarling savagely, I looked up [...]
Zesty Orange Chicken
By Katheryne Rivera Ingredients 6 boneless chicken breasts 1 Cup Orange Juice (1/3 fresh, 2/3 Tropicana) ½ tsp. orange zest 1 clove garlic (finely minced) 2 tbsp. honey 2 tsp. cornstarch Pinch dried chili flakes 1 medium onion cilantro half an orange (sliced) salt pepper Orange chicken sounds like something you can order off [...]
Chocolate Ganache Truffles
By Katheryne Rivera Ingredients 8 ounces dark chocolate 8 ounces (one cup) heavy crème Powdered sugar (optional) Chopped nuts (optional) Cocoa Powder (optional) Cereal (optional) Time: About an hour Servings : Makes about 12-14 truffles depending on the size of the truffles. Directions: Valentine’s Day is a holiday filled with flowers, gifts, and above [...]
Death by statistics
By Katy Bradford Sunshine, blue skies and a winter wind, An unusually warm day, But I… I am walking, walking to my death. The building I’ve come to love to hate, But what is it I am walking to you ask? Tweet
Overheard on Campus
Girl: Sorry, you had a little ugly on your face. Girl: Smirnoff? My “smirn” is never off! I always have Smirn-on! Girl: I don’t care what the restaurant is called now, as long as they still have cookie skillets. Professor: It’s the whole point of success, proving haters wrong Girl: You’re like an eighty year [...]
blonde curls bounce in a sea of black hair
By K.E. Cummings blonde curls bounce in a sea of black hair an oddity, the dominant minority is it soft? or is it brittle? a brown hand extends to cop a feel gold colored like gifted dowry jewels sparkling in the Indian sun Tweet
Avocado salsa
Video and recipe by Katheryne Rivera and Kaitlyn Wiltshire Tweet
